What is this, Buzzfeed?
You know what to do.
Do you have pubic hair?
Which song describes your pubic hair?
What zodiac sign do you most identify with?
Have you purchased a weighted blanket?
How do you like your pens?
Do you own, or have you owned, crystals?
Which Fyre Festival Documentary?
What is your favorite dietary restriction?
How spicy do you want your pad thai?
Would you like to make it a combo with chips and a drink for only $2?
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